Nettlive.com» Humour http://nettlive.com Just another Nettlive.com weblog Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:06:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Malema tormented by racist conspiracy and not gammon instead of brain http://nettlive.com/2010/02/28/malema-tormented-by-racist-conspiracy-and-not-gammon-instead-of-brain/ http://nettlive.com/2010/02/28/malema-tormented-by-racist-conspiracy-and-not-gammon-instead-of-brain/#comments Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:00:24 +0000 admin http://nettlive.com/2010/02/28/malema-tormented-by-racist-conspiracy-and-not-gammon-instead-of-brain/ addLoadEvent(meyshan_search_king_autocomplete_activate); Tenderpreneur Julius Malema says he is not a hypocrite for publicly condemning personal enrichment while allegedly privately enriching himself, saying that there is no word for 'hypocrite' in the Pedi dictionary. Meanwhile he has blamed a racist media conspiracy for his woes while ignoring the glazed gammon inside his skull. Share it]]> Tenderpreneur Julius Malema says he is not a hypocrite for publicly condemning personal enrichment while allegedly privately enriching himself, saying that there is no word for 'hypocrite' in the Pedi dictionary. Meanwhile he has blamed a racist media conspiracy for his woes while ignoring the glazed gammon inside his skull.

Share it]]> http://nettlive.com/2010/02/28/malema-tormented-by-racist-conspiracy-and-not-gammon-instead-of-brain/feed/ 0 De Lille outraged over "stupid ID design" comments http://nettlive.com/2010/02/28/de-lille-outraged-over-stupid-id-design-comments/ http://nettlive.com/2010/02/28/de-lille-outraged-over-stupid-id-design-comments/#comments Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:00:24 +0000 admin http://nettlive.com/2010/02/28/de-lille-outraged-over-stupid-id-design-comments/ Deputy Minister of Home Affairs Malusi Gigaba has enraged Independent Democrats leader Patricia de Lille by describing the design of the South African ID as "stupid" and "a mess".

Share it]]> http://nettlive.com/2010/02/28/de-lille-outraged-over-stupid-id-design-comments/feed/ 0 Prince Philip to receive PC training ahead of Zuma’s UK visit http://nettlive.com/2010/02/28/prince-philip-to-receive-pc-training-ahead-of-zumas-uk-visit/ http://nettlive.com/2010/02/28/prince-philip-to-receive-pc-training-ahead-of-zumas-uk-visit/#comments Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:00:24 +0000 admin http://nettlive.com/2010/02/28/prince-philip-to-receive-pc-training-ahead-of-zumas-uk-visit/ In advance of Jacob Zuma's first state visit to the UK next week, it has been revealed that Prince Philip has been sent to cultural sensitivity workshops to minimise the likelihood of him ordering Zuma to "fetch my slippers and a G&T chop-chop" upon first meeting.

Share it]]> http://nettlive.com/2010/02/28/prince-philip-to-receive-pc-training-ahead-of-zumas-uk-visit/feed/ 0 PAC’s sudden growth confounds numeracy experts http://nettlive.com/2010/02/28/pacs-sudden-growth-confounds-numeracy-experts/ http://nettlive.com/2010/02/28/pacs-sudden-growth-confounds-numeracy-experts/#comments Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:00:24 +0000 admin http://nettlive.com/2010/02/28/pacs-sudden-growth-confounds-numeracy-experts/ The Auditor-General is set to be called in to help solve the numerical mystery of how the PAC, who could only muster 23 votes in the 2009 election, can suddenly lay claim to having an army of 3000 soldiers.

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